1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 16, 2009
I will slap-punch you.
by Scar_t December 31, 2018
After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!
by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020
An idiom to use when a white boy is acting up about something unproblematic or a hypothetical situation they made up (usually online, and often about women).
Person 1: Ugh, these female Twitch streamers are only popular because of their massive tits!
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
by odin_191 July 28, 2022
When you purchase a large unpeeled clove of garlic for the specific purpose of inserting it into your anus to rebuild your tolerance of garlic. This process is best preformed by a partner. The proper steps are outlined below:
1. Purchase clove of garlic
2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté
1. Purchase clove of garlic
2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté
by riffraffbullshit May 22, 2021
Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
by Nards Eubanks September 19, 2024
A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2018