Paul

When you’re a student and you know more than the teacher and the teacher still gives you a bad grade and gives you bad advice, especially on academic papers.

Person 1: Dude, I totally got Pauled on that last essay when he gave me a bad grade despite not knowing anything about this subject.
Person 2: Boris pulled a Paul during that test. That test Pauled us.

by ClearlyNeeded May 9, 2024

Paul

Would never take part in any silly Instagram trend. Also he'd never make a post for his own name on urban dictionary.

A Paul wouldn't do that.

by Paulmizzle November 22, 2021

paul savage

He a fucking savage that don't give no fucks about no one and does whatever he's a savage he's paul savage

Paul savage is a fucking savage 🛐🔯🕉

by Paulsavagee November 29, 2016

Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

Passing Paul

A handsome gentleman who ellouqually plays music that brings in all the people, and the women ennamoured by his talents flock to him all times of day and night. The inevitable downfall of the pressing fall is he is too much of an inebcile to realise what's right in front of his face missing in the best thing that could ever hair to him. .... Or perhaps the story is not complete.

See future feature film Distracted by women: featuring Director Jane Dab

The blasfomy of passing Paul how dare he miss such a good opportunity.. Will he ever realise.

by XenaEmperor August 24, 2021

Paul

Paul knows best

Known as “Paul iknowbest”

He loves to play trains

“Paul knows best”

by Immelol August 9, 2024

paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain

i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet

by Shadester December 22, 2014