He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
by Snailboy April 22, 2010
When something is pathetic and really annoying, so it really really pisses you off on a regular basis.
by *Crumpet* June 04, 2007
piss bum is what happens when u go camping and you need to piss in the bush and u laugh and get it all over your pants instead.
it is also emma's nickname.
it is also emma's nickname.
by piss bum April 09, 2005
Synonym for New York definition of "word". Originated and only exists in Tiverton/ Newport Rhode Island. Definition best depicted through the "I-Hop Paradigm"
Person 1: I miss Connuh, he's my best friend!
Person 2: Well lets go pick him up and go on an ODBC
Person 1: I'm pissed!
Person 2: Well lets go pick him up and go on an ODBC
Person 1: I'm pissed!
by SixhundredSeventyNine4lyfe February 09, 2009
The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.
Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!
by Brad Delp April 11, 2008
Butthole rocket piss is a far more vulgar, yet more apt description for unusual bowel movement. Butthole rocket piss occurs when said piss explodes from ones butthole with the force of a small rocket.
by Mcdaddy69 July 29, 2019
To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.
ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
by Otis P Jivefunk May 03, 2007