Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Slept like a baby

when you sleep damn well

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby

by stready February 18, 2019

Sprayed like febreeze

to make a shot that makes no sound

P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze

by KidMagic06 June 1, 2018

Chilling like a bird

To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.

Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.

by Acurate stuff boi June 3, 2018

dressing like a fag

dressing up so that you will set off other people’s gaydar; dressing to nonverbally let other queer people know that you are a fellow queer

Gay people keep ignoring me because they think I’m straight, I need to start dressing like a fag

by your_best_buddy March 20, 2023

Laser-like Focus

An Australian Colloquial term for willful ignorance

Minister Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission "I had a laser-like focus on my responsibility as the minister" I didn't know the scheme was unlawful.

by GovtPFFT February 1, 2023

Lips Like Sugar

She floats like a swan
Grace on the water
Lips like sugar
Lips like sugar
Just when you think you've caught her
She glides across the water
She calls for you tonight
To share this moonlight
You'll flow down her river
She'll ask and you'll give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She knows what she knows
I know what she's thinking
Sugar kisses
Sugar kisses
Just when you think she's yours
She's flown to other shores
To laugh at how you break
And melt into this lake

You'll flow down her river
But you'll never give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She'll be my mirror
Reflect what I am
Loser and winner
The king of Siam
And my Siamese twin
Alone in the river
Mirror kisses
Mirror kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses

by Death Menace February 10, 2023