Don't Try Me. Try Jesus

A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will get read for filth or experience total annihilation when they try you. A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"

Offender: "damn. You's a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"

Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"

Don't Try Me. Try Jesus by GG Allin August 29, 2021

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Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK)

A Jehovah Geek loves Jehovah and despised for it.
A Jehovah Geek fears God.
A Jehovah Geek studies the Holy Scriptures and practice being holy until he/she is holy.
A Jehovah Geek loves Jesus.
Courtland is a Jehovah Geek.
A Jehovah Geek is a church boi/boy or girl/gul.
A Jehovah Geek is a preacher/minister; who loves people and goes to church.
A Jehovah Geek never judges a person.
A Jehovah Geek is humble and caring.
A Jehovah Geek believes/confesses Christ Jesus the Lord.

Courtland is a Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEak) and I don't like it, he sucks.
I love Jehovah.
Man, you are a Jesus freak.
I believe Jesus is Lord.
Christ is raised from the dead.

Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK) by dxe February 19, 2008