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the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.
random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.
by miimaker2 October 19, 2020
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god's purse

She was so horny, she kept fidgeting with god's purse.
by Holmebrew May 30, 2016
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God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017
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Sauce God

when someone’s ability so sauce / woo the opposite gender is divine

also can be used when witnessing someone in the act of saucing
Example 1

npc 1: “bro you really pulled that 10/10?”
npc 2: “yea bro”
npc 1: “naw bruh your a sauce god”

Example 2
me: (sees guy making out with girl)
me: “sauce goddd”
by sam the slutty slut June 16, 2023
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God handing

The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.
Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021
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god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
by mufasas1lion January 31, 2017
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God mode

When an individual drinks crown royal and feels as if they can do anything.
Bruh did you see that stream last night? That man went god mode!!
by God mode master September 18, 2017
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