The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

Hot Egg Sandwich by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

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Hot joint

Someone who is absolutely SMOKING HOT!!

Bro 1: dude have you seen Sarah?
Bro 2: totally dude she’s a hot joint!!

Hot joint by JimTimSlimeball April 7, 2021

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Hot men in my area

Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.

Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)

Hot men in my area by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021

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Hot Curl Summer

A term used to describe the hottest season of the year after styling your waves, curls and coils with Curlsmith products.

The curls are finally out and you're living your best life like it's summer 16 all over again!

It's Hot Curl Summer, so you know you got it lit 😏

Stranger 1: Girl your hair looks bomb.com. Did you use those new Curlsmith products?
Stranger 2: Duh, girl. It's Hot Curl Summer. What else would I be using to get ready to party?!

Hot Curl Summer by Hot Curl 21 May 19, 2021

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