God slot

Vagina

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by nop.jpg January 16, 2014

God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God-stick

•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun

1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.

2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.

"What a huge God-stick you have!"

"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"

"Don't be such a God-stick"

In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."

by Nikorasu84 May 7, 2010

Hitmark God

A person who gets Hitmarkers on the daily

Person 1. "Damn Zayh your an Hitmark God"
Person 2. "YEP"

by Hitmark God February 18, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017

God of Lameos

A person that is the LAMEST lameo in the space time continuum!

ex. Mercedes Carrera God of Lameos

by Soopermonkey May 21, 2011

Zorb God

The omnipresent zorb God looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. At nearly every stoner session the Zorb God is present. If there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as 'zudas' and Zorb God will thus, prevent them from entering The Kingdom of Zorbs.

'Bruv I'm zorbing !'
'Don't worry, Zorb God looks after all those who are zorbing'.

by cunty5000 September 23, 2011