Fat Peter

Something of complete awesomeness, often referring to people with huge penises.

damn i bet fat peter has a huge penis.

by Pdizlmofukahz August 20, 2011

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Fat Lip

A disrespectful name we call FlyTooCold on Xbox. Trust me if you saw a picture of him you’ll understand.

Fly: Plays 2k for 10 minuets Aye, y’all trying to play fortnite?
Scooby: Stfu Fat Lip we just got on 2k.
Fly: I wasn’t even talking to you.
Scooby: Shut your chappy ass up and guard me.

by PoleFever June 28, 2018

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

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Fat Walrus

A term used most often to define a strange yet interesting man with quick wit.

He mumbled something about Sid and Nancy before and walked away." "What a fat walrus."

by flyingtoastergirl1212 January 20, 2011

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fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.

Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"

by dontspeaklestspokento April 2, 2011

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