shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

double-faced entendre

Someone who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

I'm a goner, I lost her, like why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre

by RandomDrunkGuy January 26, 2023

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked

I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.

by JusThis513 January 30, 2023

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked

I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .

by JusThis513 January 30, 2023

pooh-faced

As opposed to po-faced (Urban Dictionary & British dictionaries), pooh-faced is a happy, Happy, HAPPY visage inspired by large intakes of honey, or beer, or wine, or legal dispensary goods that leaves one’s face in a constant grin that causes to observers to smile, even if against their will.

Puck, blazing his ever present pooh-faced for all to see, seemed to dare me not to crack a laugh at the absurdity of each morning’s arrival.

by Darko Vader February 14, 2023

Correct-faced

Someone who does an action without caring for its consequences, and smiles while dealing with them.

Selma is a correct-faced girl, she left the classroom smiling while the teacher is explaining the lesson. Our teacher was astonished at her behavior!

by DewOfTheBasil March 23, 2023