Cock Whistle

Someone who enjoys the act of sucking penis. A person who is an asshole and just tends to be a douche bag.

Kristina loves to suck any mans cock (Whore), There for, She is a Cock Whistle.

by CootieBooty February 3, 2009

Cock Pie

'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the Twats out there.
In many ways similar to humble pie but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic.
Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by Balls but this is optional.

"Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a Cock Pie fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time."

by Harm February 17, 2005

Cock Stamp

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.

"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"

by will "cock stamp" johnson June 1, 2009

Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.

Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)

by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006

cock block

Chris Hansen from Dateline.

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.

by jayleeb October 6, 2008

Cock Master

1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock

2. Someone/thing which you dont like very much

1. His lover is a cock master.
2. damnit leroy... why do you have to be such a cock master?

by Linds June 2, 2004

cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006