Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.
"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
by Lucky Smppth December 05, 2016
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Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 09, 2022
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Crack Dribbler

Them femboys whose ass be so tight that they let out all that nice juicy gay cock cum.
My buddy Bob is a crack dribbler in bed
by Sancker March 17, 2019
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crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
by zorsnacks October 09, 2023
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crack adict

A normal man who partakes in rear ending on purpose.
Hey, he just bunkbedded her backwards. He's such a crack adict.
by TX' Speedy July 09, 2020
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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 12, 2022
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dean cracked

mate: oh this guy is so cracked out
mate 2: how cracked we talking?
mate: dean cracked
by spittinfax March 03, 2021
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