by Gabe_TF February 07, 2019
A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 01, 2024
An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.
(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
by Darth Meme November 25, 2019
It's either a company that makes electronics that barely change every year and cost over 1000$, or it's a fruit.
person 1: Hey! I just got this new apple iphone!
person 2: That's nice, I got this fresh green apple!
person 2: That's nice, I got this fresh green apple!
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
by Shigmaster January 16, 2022