The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024
Get the Chris Zavalamug. Chris is a fun guy that has nothing to do but fun and homework,also sometimes he does have nothing to do for real so then he pings @chat revivers on hashbee discord.
-Chris is renamed FaZe_poggers man #pbh on the hashbee discord server.
-But Chris sucks doesn't he?
-I AM CHRIS!
-frick
-But Chris sucks doesn't he?
-I AM CHRIS!
-frick
by pogammaybechris November 28, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by Pseu davis June 12, 2019
Get the CHRISmug. Chris is funny,cute,sexy,athletic and a lot more. Chris can make a sad person happy and his hair is the best. His smile is amazing and he can dress really well. Chris is also the best especially when it comes to relationships because he’s the best when it comes to anything sexually he is most likely the best you will ever have, he will rock your world. He’s the person every girl wants and everybody wants to be like. He also knows how to treat females and is very respectful. Chris is a very respectable person and nice unless you get on his bad side. If you have a Chris trust me you do not want to lose him.
by (<_>) November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️
Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?
Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?
Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man
Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??
Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish
Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?
Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man
Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??
Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish
by SnICKeR ChROniCles May 18, 2020
Get the Chris Brownmug. Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.
You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
by Joe_mama:0 May 24, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
by folkpiedpiper July 1, 2022
Get the Brother in Chrismug.