cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.

While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.

by St.K November 21, 2024

Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.

“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”

by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025