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Tea

Tea is a modern nickname for the gossip, beef or news. When people refer to it as the hot or scoulding tea, it means that the gossip is new or particularly interesting.
“Have you heard the tea about Sarah and George?”

The tea is scoulding today”
by SisterAva August 14, 2018
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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texas tea and cookies

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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tea-wave

The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.
"Pass me a towel, I just got hit with a tea-wave"
by Big_Bad_Frank November 4, 2021
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Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea.”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 27, 2022
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tea

In generally chavvy parts of England, some people refer to dinner as tea.
'When's tea?'
'When it's fucking done.'
by yodels loudly December 4, 2016
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Green Tea

In China, Vietnam is referred to as a girl who hangs out with other people's boyfriends as "friends" and is the third person, girls who appear pure, innocent but actually she is very cunning and calculating, loves to joke around and is always interested in someone who has girlfriend. They have the characteristics of "pick me girl" but worse and always act like the victim when you get jealous when they flirt with your boyfriend then because of that innocence the sins are often overlooked by the boyfriend pour on you because you was “overreacting
'I dont know why she hates me so much, I just want to hanging out with you...If i'm annoying her that much it's all my fault.'
'Look what you done!? you need to sorry her, don't cry it's not your fault'
'WTF you really believe that little green tea?!?'
by Soup222 February 16, 2022
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