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George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.
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Fried egg

A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)
1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG
by Midnightfox634 May 21, 2019
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Egg

A person who has gotten a buzz cut, and looks like a chemotherapy or holocaust survivor.
Sup "EGG", "Scrambled or fried?"
by The bots definitions September 9, 2020
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Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.
We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
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cooling and 2016 eggs

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O
cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish
by L4D2 March 14, 2022
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