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Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.
OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.
by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022
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banana garbage

Banana garbage means all the dirtiest and ugliest and meanest words in the world
by Peter gallons December 24, 2017
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Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.
Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana
by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016
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banana

The most amazing thing ever for practicing
i deep throat a banana for practice with my boyfriend
by omlitsTaylor October 6, 2022
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banana

It's only the coolest fucking fruit in this god damn plant you won't find a better fucking fruit any wear else
Bro 1:hay man can I have that banana

Bro 2: fuck ya ma
by TheTruthLama February 27, 2015
mugGet the bananamug.

Gray Banana

An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Banana

Basically that yellow dick shaped fruit that some spiders live in and shit yeah basically.
Mom: OOOOOH MY GAWD THERES A SPIDER IN MY BANANA OWWWW IM GONNA FAINT.
by MOMMA I MADE AN ACCOUNT May 15, 2019
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