Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy
by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024
Get the Beating it silly stylemug. Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
Get the Syllable Beatingsmug. Or beet, meaning red or flushed/Rosie in the facial area of the head. Lol the DR. Harvey approved this message.....lmao got em.....!lol
Your face is beat!
by Harvey the Doctor July 17, 2016
Get the Beatmug. 
by antiquing April 21, 2021
Get the bush around the beatingmug. When you're in a situation you need to get the BEAT FEETN FUCK OUT OF THERE.
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
by Katy k October 5, 2013
Get the beat FEETNmug. A woman that only good for sex, nothing more. One step above masturbation. A low grade sex partner. synonym: jump-off ROOT DEFINITION: when your finish you JUMP off
by cowboy.bebop90 February 23, 2009
Get the beatmug.