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Heck-Me-Up Special 

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

Matty lewis special 

Smashing bulk cheap pingers in quick time
His done a real matty lewis special and his runnin

west texas special 

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

The Abel Special 

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo

The Abel Special 

When you tickle a girl’s clit with your mustache and/or beard
aye last night I hit sarah with the Abel Special

The Riot Special 

A reference to the video game 'League of Legends' where the game developer Riot Games nerfs the champion, nerf it again, nerf the item and then leave the champion untouched with no compensation buffs
The Riot Special:

X champion is OP because of item

Nerf champion

Nerf Item later on
The Riot Special by abibyama June 1, 2018