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Awkward Sloth Slap

Just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.
Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
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The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”
by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021
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Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.
The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.
by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013
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Slap Box

Played normally by kids age 12-18, a slap box is the rectangular hemming on the very top of the back of one's shirt, where the tag is tied on on the other side. If you have one, someone will shout "slapbox!" at you, and hit your back where the box is.
Dude I'm still sore from when Chad slap boxed me.
by farmersonly February 12, 2017
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3 finger slap

The act of using three fingers to slap the genital region of a woman. Seen on porn all the time, usually girl-on-girl or girl-on-self.
Chasey Lain gushed all over the place after repeated 3 finger slaps.
by Matt Jones August 8, 2003
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Slap My Bass

Hey buddy for $20 you can slap my bass
by Creator of Slap My Bass July 6, 2010
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bleeding cock slap

To slap another person in the face with your bleeding penis
or
to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something
kerrr powwww Bleeding Cock slap!!!!!
by Daso June 11, 2006
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