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sorry for the long post here's a potato 

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
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sorry for the long post here's a potato

Fine!Potato 

Rarest girl ever
She have 6+ bfs
And she like to using filters too
Omg Fine!Potato you're very amazing

(On sucking pp)
Fine!Potato by Its ya boi May 17, 2020

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato 

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.
Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.
...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

Potatoe Toots 

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.
Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!