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john niehaus

by superguy999 May 7, 2018
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John Zhang

John zhang, a type of fish you will find deep down the dark ocean. His behaviour for children under the age of 10 can be very mysterious at all times. He can also be identified as a F.O.B. He is the black sheep of his unique species. He is often easily spotted due to his big nose and red eyes. If you are not cautious, he will jump out of the water and bite you with his rabies. If you are unsure if you see john zhang or not, you can yell "Ms.Chen!", if he quickly acts up, you are most certain it is indeed a John Zhang.
Oh my gosh! Its a john zhang!
Run away! Its a John Zhang!
by Mrs.Z.Chen October 11, 2018
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John McDonald

by huntersucks February 19, 2018
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John fisher

John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.
Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers

Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh

Everyone else: FOR REALLL
by Johnfisberisshit June 9, 2020
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John McEnroe

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok
by Krkič July 14, 2019
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John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.
Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.
by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014
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John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.
"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018
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