Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.

Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jesse

A bad ass nigga FR FR

Yo is that jesse?
Ye he a bad ass nigga

by ineedheadfr February 27, 2024

Jesse

Jesse is edward from twilight, but i love him so much he's so handsome, so respectful, so desiring. If jesse told me to jump off a bridge no water i'd do it

Jesse is the best person ever

by aleczlovesjesse February 29, 2024

jesse

the biggest loser bitch was how ever

ugh I saw Jesse today that whore

by fishyfishface6969 March 7, 2024

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

jesse and jessica

jesse and jessica have to be the best couple to walk the face of the earth. They are both hardworking, smart, funny and always manage to put a smile on peoples faces. Although they have their lows too, they always manage to get through it together. Jesse loves Jessica and Jessica loves Jesse.

I want a jesse and jessica type of relationship(a relationship where no matter how hard it gets the two parties get through it together)

by kkkhater4000 April 11, 2024

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024