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Spoon Jacking

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled
Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful
by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014
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Desk Jack

The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
by TedHollister March 27, 2011
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Blue Jack

A person of African descent and Jewish heritage. As in - Black Jew (Blue) Jew Black (Jack)
"Yo have you seen Schmoolie Jefferson lately?"

"Nah man that Blue Jack hasn't been around in weeks."
by Fresno Bob April 25, 2013
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jack ralph

Turbo Dick Smasher one that smashes dicks
by Hogboi22 January 17, 2018
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[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.
Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.
by busterboner February 8, 2010
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Jack Race

A Masturbation Race. Can be competitive or used as foreplay
Micheal and John had a Jack Race while watching porn on Bradley's PS3
by Veitsknight May 8, 2011
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Jack kitzmann

Just if your name is this your big GAY
Jack Kitzmann is big time Gay
by loljklmfao December 9, 2019
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