Poo Man group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!

Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!

by Sven's D February 15, 2026

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Poo Man Group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!

Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!

by Sven's D February 15, 2026

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Running the Group Gauntlet

A smaller-scale version of the community gauntlet, occurring within intimate groups like friend circles, work teams, or small Discord servers. Running the Group Gauntlet involves being targeted by multiple people you know personally—friends turning against you, colleagues piling on, acquaintances joining the attack. The intimacy makes it more devastating: these are people you trusted, people who knew you, people whose opinions mattered. The gauntlet may be less public than a community-wide attack, but it's more personal, more painful. Running the Group Gauntlet often ends with the victim isolated, friendless, and traumatized—not by strangers, but by those they loved.

Running the Group Gauntlet Example: "His friend group of eight people had been together for years. After a disagreement, six of them turned on him simultaneously—group chat arguments, coordinated cold-shouldering, private messages mocking him. He was running the group gauntlet, attacked by people he'd considered family. He lost not just the argument but everyone he trusted."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

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