Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him

My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute

by sidmon69 October 24, 2019

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

DADS

Day after drinking shits

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”

by Soccerboy333333 November 15, 2020

Dad

Sorry wouldn't know,never had one.

what is dad?

by juicesaucelilbitofdressin January 1, 2019