Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 1, 2024

apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.

She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.

by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024