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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
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apple

Appling (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ/

The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.

Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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apple juice

izzy
THATS MY SHIRT
shhhh its just a chocolate
dont worry yall i wont tell
MAHHHHHHH
apple juice ma girl right dare. trippin? i think not
by sockittodicklepickles October 25, 2020
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
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Ash Apple

The best Legion commander in the world, can also be seen as the based commander
guy 1- yo who is gonna be our commander today
guy-2 ash apple
by oawerhg_god July 29, 2021
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Apple

I thought everybody knows what Apple is...
Apple is a company that sells electronics and roast other types of phones despite all the bugs, errors in their products. And they have a mean af virtual assistant named Siri who doesn't do stuff she is told too. And there's a high chance that you are using one of their products.
by baboon using a laptop June 15, 2019
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