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My Hair

Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽
by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
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national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)
Dude it’s National Hair Day!
by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019
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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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slut hair

It's where a slut pukes on her hair
by Shanetrain101 March 1, 2017
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Revenge hair cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes
by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020
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