bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004

Sexy muffin cake

noun; a lesbian term for another woman who is VERY attractive.

2: Verb; to be kinky sexy, but not overly kinky.

1: I called Cheyenne a sexy muffin cake.
2: Amanda was being such a sexy muffin cake

by Alexa Ginger Cyric Haliwell August 23, 2008

Baking a twinkle cake

euphemism for gay sex

Candace: Where's Stephen?
Kelsey: Oh, he's baking a twinkle cake with Felipe.

by UChicoggles May 22, 2011

Red Velvet Cake

A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.

Red Velvet Cake

by Mc Ham April 28, 2010

Blueberry Muffin Cake

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.

that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!

by daniel and madison January 19, 2009

Chicago Pound Cake

Repeatedly mashing a fat chicks face into a cake while you fuck her from behind.

"Did you see that fat chick Mike took home last night?"

"Yeah, he was going to make her eat a Chicago Pound Cake."

by Stevovich October 19, 2009

Cake Retention Syndrome

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).

"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."

by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011