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Ninja

A crybaby bitch that streams fortnite and apex legends on twitch, Every time he dies to someone in fortnite he throws a fit and calls them a stream sniper.
Ninja reported me for stream sniping when I didn't do anything.
by ResetRBLX February 19, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Monkey Death Breadmug.

Unicorn poptart ninja

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!
by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018
mugGet the Unicorn poptart ninjamug.

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)
"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"
by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018
mugGet the broccoli ninjamug.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
mugGet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdlemug.

NINJA

NINJA - A way to call someone a nigger! Most black people would never know! Its a white thing!
"Look at all those ninja's standing on the street corner selling drugs"

"damn ninja's"
by monster69 February 5, 2010
mugGet the NINJAmug.

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