No Money No Honey

A good rule to live by meaning if you have no money you should probably not be looking for a honey considering you won't be able to afford going on dates and such.

I'm too broke too date I need to follow the rule No Money No Honey and focus on getting a stable source of income before I start swiping on Tinder all the time again. I don't want to make my partner feel disrespected or neglected, especially during the holidays.

by SassafrassBB January 2, 2022

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.

by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022

Musk money

Means Dogecoin. A coin, not invented but dominated by Elon Musk.

I'm hodling all of my Musk money.

by borayds January 14, 2022

money

something that grows on trees

drop some money dropping all that money

by lunapuma December 9, 2021

give me some money

That jumpscare donation noise that popular streamer, Ranboo, that would play when he get money.

Me: *chilling with Ranboo's stream in the background*
....
"🦀GIVE ME SOME MONEY🦀"

by dreaminsideofgnfanditsallreall December 13, 2021

Ernest money

Money being held in escrow for some dude named Ernest.

Sold Ernest a house, so I put his Ernest money is escrow.

by 2210 December 13, 2021

Ernest money

Putting money is escrow for Ernest.

Sold Ernest a house. I put his Ernest money in escrow.

by 2210 December 13, 2021