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Fake ass bitch that don't know how to treat people right and ugly asf. Chris is such a dumbass.
OMG! Did you just see what Chris did. He is such a dumbass. He is so fake to people.
by Snow Bunny ()() <3 June 16, 2018
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Chris Keinplan

An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......
yeah Chris Keinplan is a fucking dick
by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017
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Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022
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Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla is a big NPC who gets no women.
"Look at that big Chris Kutyla over there."
"OMG he's a big Chris Kutyla!"
by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022
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Chris

A guy that will stop at nothing to make you smile, and is so thoughtful that’s it’s actually kinda crazy how much you’ll fall in love with him. You will fall so hard and so fast you don’t know what hit you. His hugs are so amazing and all you wanna do is kiss him and cuddle him and just be with him. You love his smile and just being around him. He knows how to make you happy just by being near you. You are happy and feel like you are dancing on a cloud just by the sight of him and the mention of his name. You think about kissing his soft precious lips and gazing into his eyes. You can talk about him for days on day about how amazing he is. Chris ; hispanic, tall, brown hair, brown eyes and glasses. He’s funny and knows how to make anyone laugh and he is adorable and so fine. A Chris is someone you fall in love with like I have….
Friend: “Wow that Chris guy is really good to you
Y/N : “ yes he is<3”
by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
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Chris Grayling

How's that new gym routine going? Have you got the hang of it now... "Ahhh mate, massively Chris Grayling on that front bruv."
by IAmMeeeee October 8, 2018
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Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog
Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls
by Randommm1 December 22, 2016
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