A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug. by Blondyy November 11, 2009
Get the Jake tintamug. Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019
Get the Jake Citrinmug. A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward
by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016
Get the Jake Elkinsmug. by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.
by Jake pauls cousin July 6, 2021
Get the Jake Paulmug. The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
by MouseGamr April 7, 2020
Get the Jake O'Haramug.