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magic taco 

When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.
Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.
magic taco by schoonmaker July 27, 2019
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Crotch Taco 

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina
Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.
Crotch Taco by jagerhall August 8, 2019

Holo Taco 

A holo taco is... well. Hm.
Lemme explain holo first.
Holo is short for holographic, which is something shiny that can come in any colour or form, that when light is reflected off it, it shines rainbow MAGIC SHIT!
Or for the idiots:
Holo: holographic glitter
Taco: a simply nailogical (Cristine with no ‘h’) abbreviation for top coat.

Or, holo taco could mean simply’s new nail polish line! It’s beautiful cristine I own one
Now let’s add a hOlO tAcO to seal it allll in!
Holo Taco by SquishySuperStar August 11, 2019

Texas Taco 

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.
Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.
Texas Taco by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019

glossy taco 

hello my fellow holosexual. for aliens just watch simplynailogical (Cristine Rotenburg). its a damn glossy top coat
Cristine (in her usual weird voice): now use a glossy taco to seal in that HOLO
glossy taco by ImmaGayIdiot-JBA November 14, 2019

SAUCY TACO TUESDAY 

While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.
I'm going out tonight for a saucy taco tuesday!!!