Your masturbating with a sharpie
Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun
Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling
Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling
Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018
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If you had a regular Sexual partner and then suddenly had to stop. Your going to go through this .
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Feeling sexual hunger is natural, and annoying.
Symtoms include: Uncontrolled drooling, super high heart rate, an unusually super strong sexual feeling, easily turned on.
If you had a regular Sexual partner and then suddenly had to stop. Your going to go through this .
if you haven't had "it" in a while your going to have this feelilng.
Feeling sexual hunger is natural, and annoying.
Symtoms include: Uncontrolled drooling, super high heart rate, an unusually super strong sexual feeling, easily turned on.
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by winnipegdude September 9, 2012
Get the wonder sex mug.That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."
Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
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