Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019

Hands pants

When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.

“Omg look it’s hands pants”

“Shut up hands pants”

by Crustytoast July 29, 2019

pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.

im going to put a pair of pants on.

by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

Pants

Any piece of clothing worn on the legs; can stretch to the ankles or stop before the knee

Shorts can be considered pants too!

by Soccerisgreat November 17, 2019

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly

Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq

by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019