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messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"
"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017
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Like a runescape lure

Something people say when trying to explain what the illuminati does
by DuckDuckGoose January 10, 2013
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Out like gout

A person which is in the state of being so far from the outer fringes of cool that he that he has no hope of return to normalcy
by Douchebegone March 12, 2011
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I like hawks

Saying these magic words, one can subtly, yet cleverly admit one's tendencies towards the homosexual.

Similar to stating one's love of the hobby of humming.
"I like hawks!"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Because I like humming into other men?"
"No, because you like bird-watching."
by leifdaddy October 11, 2011
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Scott likes emus

Scott is a sexy mf who loves having sex with emus
Scott likes emus Scott loves fucking emus with his mega cock
by Beautiful bees November 23, 2021
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Skinned like chicken

Another way of saying "you got sent/done"
Its a term used in sports, specifically football/soccer
"when we were playing football, Sam got skinned like chicken"
by RuntZz! May 29, 2023
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Built like juneeevee

Chunky and fat.
Based of of juneeevee64
Dang that burger is built like juneeevee”
by Doodoofarty May 31, 2023
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