a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.
by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006
Get the fish dickmug. Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.
The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.
-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.
-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.
"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."
"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."
"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
by Jenou January 22, 2007
Get the dick hoffermug. by Chipbord December 26, 2014
Get the dick chocolatemug. An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"
"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
by Scott Rait August 15, 2006
Get the shit on a dickmug. by Not A University October 17, 2008
Get the Dick Bitchmug. 1. When one human bites another on the penis, generally unintentionally during the act of oral sex.
2. When a vampire makes another being into a vampire by biting him on the penis.
2. When a vampire makes another being into a vampire by biting him on the penis.
"Dude, my dick hurts"
"Gotcha, did you get a bad blowjob?"
"Naw dude, look I can see two small holes!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE A VAMPIRE ENGAGED IN THE ACT OF DICK BITING AND YOU WERE THE VICTIM, THAT BLOWS!"
"Gotcha, did you get a bad blowjob?"
"Naw dude, look I can see two small holes!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE A VAMPIRE ENGAGED IN THE ACT OF DICK BITING AND YOU WERE THE VICTIM, THAT BLOWS!"
by Phoenix 807 January 11, 2009
Get the Dick Bitingmug. by Ryan April 20, 2005
Get the Pimp dickmug.