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twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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You're assholes

No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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