literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.
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Get the chris rico mug.A unseemly popular guy who knows how to climb the social and financial ranks in life. Hes always has a cute smile and has lots of admires and friends because he is polite, popular and humble.
If he likes you he won't have to tell you, you will just know. If he doesn't like you he will let you know somehow. But either way he will always give you a chance.
Chris is loyal about his relationships. Usually private about his feelings and thoughts. Chris is a cool person that makes you feel cool too.
If he likes you he won't have to tell you, you will just know. If he doesn't like you he will let you know somehow. But either way he will always give you a chance.
Chris is loyal about his relationships. Usually private about his feelings and thoughts. Chris is a cool person that makes you feel cool too.
Elise: look at Chris he really has it all going for him.
Alex: who chris? Thats my buddy he's cool like that.
Alex: who chris? Thats my buddy he's cool like that.
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Whoa CHRIS did what??!
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2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
Mom: Is Chris coming over
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
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