Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021

Alaskan Thunderstorm

The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.

“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”

by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 7, 2021

Chad Thundercocc

A chad with a big cock. Also one of the main artifacts to the Book Of John; A book that is a large part of history, dating many historical events.

Holy shit!!! Is that Chad Thundercocc???

Yeah bro. He literally has balls of steel. Cool to see one of the main characters of the Book Of John.

by St. John Travis Scott-Hill March 16, 2022

OKC Thunder

The other name for the Snakes

Sonics: *leave to become the OKC Thunder*

Everyone in Washington: "ok well Rip City"

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

americas thunder

When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America

Sounds like americas thunder at that orgy

by Users8629494 May 5, 2022

Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ fuck

A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.

“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick

by EggoBlueWaffles July 7, 2022