shot up her club

To cum in a female genital organ

I shot up her club last night and I think she might get pregnant.

by Dannyfreebandz November 10, 2022

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

Jello Shot

When you blow a load into belly button and then slurp it out and swallow.

For fun, he would jello shot a girl to show how much he liked her.

by ChainsawJackson December 21, 2021

Slot Shot

The female equivalent of a Dick Pic.

I sent the missus a dick pic.

She sent me back a slot shot.

Smashing.

by Chromatek January 22, 2017

Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out

Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday

by Roxxii March 27, 2022

Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to pro-Trump white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who were dissuaded by scientifically challenged pastors and conspiracists from getting a Covid-19 vaccine, because doing so could speed up their trip to the other side of eternity.

Doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, so the message to them is: “Trump got a shot, so should you!”

by MathPlus April 29, 2021

air money shot

The act of simulating a cum shot at someone by shaking an empty fist at their face

Yo, this fine bitch next to me on the bus yawned so I busted out an air money shot while her mouth was wide open

by theRealbuckfutter July 15, 2015