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Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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Bro sandwich

Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.
I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.
by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020
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Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.
Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.
by ShleeBo May 13, 2023
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Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family
Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you
by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025
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Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.
Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!
by Ekker December 28, 2022
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