Retard

Someone who's really fucking stupid/retarded

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Retarded

Owens dad

Owens dad is Retarded

by Cooldog42 December 29, 2022

Retarded ass bitch

Somone named chad

(Person 1) "Hey have you talked to that retarded ass bitch?"
(Person 2) "No, Who's that?"
(Person 1) "Oh its Chad"

by Mcnastydoood November 14, 2023

Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?

Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024

Retarded Funny

Used to describe somthing quite comical. Very Funny.

John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!

by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007

Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.

The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".

by Goatbuy March 7, 2024