Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.

“Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”

by Hele53 June 22, 2021

Porn

your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.

I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.

by unicorn&rainbows_kittins1234 June 25, 2021

porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018