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Sally: Hey Wilbur! Why did you invite me here?
Wilbur pushes her against the wall
Wilbur: I've been wanting to do this for so long...
He starts making out with her
This soon turns into his dick pumping in and out of her pussy, with her moaning so much that its not even funny
After they finish, they agree to do this every Saturday and Sally leaves.
Sally: Hey Wilbur! Why did you invite me here?
Wilbur pushes her against the wall
Wilbur: I've been wanting to do this for so long...
He starts making out with her
This soon turns into his dick pumping in and out of her pussy, with her moaning so much that its not even funny
After they finish, they agree to do this every Saturday and Sally leaves.
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by Cheryl's Boyfriend November 19, 2019
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