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by angelicdoll111 September 21, 2023
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Legend:
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
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Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
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To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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