lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

step momster

A nasty stepmom who always has a resting bitch. Face is unpleasant and treats, her husband and her husband’s family like garbage but her own family can do no wrong.

My step momster got her own kids something lovely for the party but only got my kid a crappy cheap trinket.

by Cat daddy 043 April 9, 2023

Rude Monster

Someone who is being rude and a monster.

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."

by PoobyThornley April 16, 2023

Sushi monsters

Sushi monsters are individual life forms that eat long soculent big black pencil, they are located in multiple places like Amerima, shina, norway(sweden) and afriga. One of them is a fat mf that eats damn too much and is fat as fuck, the other one is a xxxtentacles ripoff bought off of zalando and shipped to 87 countries before it reaches your house.

wow sushi monsters review great food

by Requis Tyrone Jamal.jr May 9, 2023

Mandy monster

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran

That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!

by childgroomer June 12, 2023